They were all pointing, some of them were talking shit and others saying congratulations. Today was the first day at my unofficially official, totally for sure new job. I can’t at this moment recall what the four word job title is, but I do know it’s the first time I will have a normal, Monday-Friday morning’s position. There will be a shit load of employees who will look to me for direction and guidance, and I will make sure to lead them astray. The joke is, I will now be required to wear a TIE.
Did he say a tie? Yes folks, this 31 year old kid who masturbates more often in one week than all his previous tie wearing days is going GQ. Should I go GQ casual with kakis and chinos, or GQ hi-tech with dark menacing colors that demand respect and fear? I must decide quickly to test the whole theory of women throwing themselves at men of power. Today while using the elevator this women thrust her breast in my face at the mere mention of my new position. Just imaging how that intoxicating power will be amplified when the ladies are exposed to the new GQ’d Orator. Hmmm! Which begs the question? Would ‘Number 13’ finally succumb and show the Brownican audience her (sort of) God give-in mounds of love if I were to post a picture of myself in my new GQ look?
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posted by Orator | 6:57 PM
4 Comments:
GOD DAMN!!!!! You're F'g old!!!
So who's the lucky non-brownican(?) that has the privilege of displaying her melons, and they are melons, on this upscale sophisticated blog we call home? Hopefully whor...... um....I mean hordes of B's and non-B's will follow her lead.
Wuhhhoooooo!!! An F'g tie!! Now that is something I will definitely have to see. So lets go 13, get those pictures going so we can all ridicule Orator at mid puberty, 'cause he's finally growing up.
Oh yeah, congratulations. A Brownican road trip must come of this. At the very least, we need to drink away our sorrows and rant about how stepping on the losers below can make any manic depressive feel that much better, now that Orator is a stepper and no longer a stepee.
So let go! Sigame los buenos!!
Please!!!!! 13 get those pictures in. To view Orator in a tie will be a sight to see. What’s next, Gel and hairspray? Or possibly?????? No it can’t be…….. a haircut in an actual barbershop? Orator a “Catrin de la Sociedad” in an f’g tie……Damn I think I just pissed my pants.
Yes, a night of drinking and ridiculing of the peasants in order. We can reminisce the days when he was just a lowly speaker and not the Orator he is today.
Congratulations.
Pssssst 13, it’s up to you, don’t let the Brownican Nation down.
SI SE PUEDE…………SI SE PUEDE…………SI SE PUEDE
ah, now this is extra sad...she should have gone with the lipo instead of the enlargement...how does Vile know that she is not a Brownican? Hummm? I wonder. A Tie. Well, welcome to the grown up world of non humanitarian, capitalist war mongers live and reside, welcome. I am sure you can still sit about and mansterbate...and if you are looking for women who want money---way too easy. But she will go well with all the other superficial things that come with the territory...oh, wait, that would make her a whore then..
I, myself, still want the long suffering artistic who ponders the plight of man and his demise while exhibiting his wishes musically...uh and sexually....
Wassuup orator its me Omar from Vegas u know minors have access to ur blogspot hope u know that buddy.
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