Live election coverage: meant to be read later.
It is 6:08pm…Barack Obama the great speaker that surprised everyone at the democratic convention has been declared the winner in Illinois. He is only the third black to be elected to the Senate. According to my statistical analysis I predict that Kerry will win. Seriously.
It is 7:46pm…Despite the fact that exit polls are showing record numbers of minority, and young (18-29) voters, the swing states are looking scary for Kerry. I hereby retract my previous projection for a Kerry win. Sorry.
It is 8:23pm…What the hell! I just saw a commercial for gaming casinos, with Jesse Ventura. He looks freakish. Bald, but only on top he has long hair around the sides. His hair is Very dark and the facial hair is weird. Ohh! And we are losing ground in the Senate, fuck.
It is 10:06pm…With 87% of the votes counted Kerry has caught up, to within 100,000 votes in Ohio. I think we are fucked. But I will still be hopeful. Right now I will go to Little John’s, win a couple games of pool, and drink a few mugs of beer. When I come back I will check in.
It is 1:09am…..I’m buzzed. I’m depressed. I’m angry. I’m incredulous. There was some guy at Little John’s tonight who didn’t realize how drunk he was. This guy was asked to leave and he refused. There is some guy at the White House who is disliked like no other in our lifetime, but he refuses to leave. We lost the White House, we lost more of congress, we will lose the Supreme Court. But this is the United States of America, we will be ok.
It is 9:09am……I retract my previous statement. According to my thermo-geo-electrified analysis we are all doomed. We are going to die! Oh! Jesus Lord help..
posted by Orator | 6:15 PM
6 Comments:
Last night I heard lepors
flinch like birth defects.
It's musk was fecal in origin
as the words dribbled off of its chin.
it's a sad sad sad sad sad state we are in and for the next four years...
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A four year nightmare!
Now that Bush has been re-elected, there's a possibility I could be drafted! WTF!!
:::raises up the Brownican flag:::
I'm moving to the motherland...LOL
Where's a human race annihilating disaster when you need one?
Fucking exit polls!!
Well, I guess it could be worse, at least we aren't controlled by a bunch of self serving religious fanatics like the people in those muslim countries....wait a minute.......
Today is a sad day. Defense stocks rose today and Haliburton is smiling. Bonds dropped in anticipation of the ever growing deficit and lack of Social Security reform. As Vile previously stated we have lost the fight on terrorism. Fear has taken over democracy and has blinded the American People from the truth. As of today I will hope for the best and prepare for the worst. I can only imagine what the death toll will be in Iraq due to greed disguised as democracy. Hopefully it will be over by the time my 10 year old son reaches the age for the draft
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