Sure! Iraq is ready for elections.

Readers far and wide have asked me what I thought of yesterday’s vice-presidential debate. Well actually, only my six-year old niece asked. It appeared to me that the debate was pretty much even. They both got good hits and misses. The biggest surprise was an indifferent Mr. Cheney finally admitting the absence of any significant connection between 9/11 and Iraq. Mr. Edwards himself proved entertaining when he temporarily lost his composure when questioned about his experience and presidential qualifications. So much for the fearsome Cheney coming to the rescue of his puppet, Uhh! President. This in conjunction with the upcoming final report from the American chief weapons inspector in which he asserts no Iraqi weapon programs where active at the time of the American invasion. Things are looking good for us, sane people.
~I was disappointed to learn that Michael Moore is not selling Fahrenheit 9/11 for ten bucks as he had hinted. In spite of this, buy a copy for any loved ones who suffer from ignoritis realitis.
~I expelled a piece of liver while sitting on the toilet. Does anyone know if I can make money of it, or should I just throw it in the trash?

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