Everyone is courting latinos.

First I laughed, and then I felt insulted by the biaaaatch. I assume she is a she, the commentee from the previous posting. But reflection has a way of changing your mind. She is correct, Brownicans are lazy. I mean, I am lazy; my fellow editors on the other hand are umm busy. Aztequito for example recently purchased a digital camera, his first I believe. Once he is done familiarizing himself with it, at home, in the bedroom maybe we can expect to see some of his work on Brownicans. Vile on the other hand is dealing with personal issues that are affecting his temperament. Just a couple of weeks ago I was witness to one of Viles explosive overreactions. A harmless cholito, descendant of a long line of distinguished veteran cholos was overstaying his uninvited welcome at a family function. The cholito was asked to leave. When the cholito mocked a frustrated Vile a deafening clap of thunder exploded from the shocked face of the victim as Vile pimp slapped him. Luckily there were people present to restrain Vile from beheading the cholito with his sharp pocketknife. Vile stood there in 2 a.m. darkness with the look of Arabian death in his eyes. You would think that with all this virulent rage in his soul there would be plenty to write about. Once again I would like to thank the biaaaatch for inspiring me to wake up from my stupor. Soon I will post details for the biggest Brownican caravan in history, our goal is for four + people to show up this time.
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4 Comments:
I must concede, personal turmoil has gotten me all wound up and distracted from my Brownican duties, I will be back. In the meantime.....
Wait an F'n minute!!!
It wasn't that simple or that quick. There were numerous individuals who wanted to kick his ass way before I got involved. And, unlike some morons, my actions were not unjustifiable preemptive attempts to quicken the coming of armageddon. Because of my shortened fuse of late, I purposely avoided any contact with this individual until all attempts of diplomacy had failed. Then, and only then, did I join with those who had convened and provided him with the "wake up" bitch slap he disserved. Only 'cause you were too lazy to do it yourself.
By the way, just 'cause he had slippers on doesn't make him a cholo.
Now excuse me while I go change my pants, thanks to your picture, I pissed myself laughing.
Viva, the non-lazy, Brownicans!!
such fervor...sorry I missed it...canned sanity is overrated. everyone needs to pop now and again.
I only wish you all could have been there with me when I saw Michael Moore and Tom Morello speak to the masses at USC last Thursday. AHHHH what amazing fucking energy! for more...tune in where the broken lives and breathes...
As always I missed the bitch slap. This will be the 2 of 3 that I have missed. After interviewing a few of the individuals that witnessed the slapping of the bitch, I have determined it was well deserved. It would have been great to capture the moment with my “new digital camera” for all to see Vile’s pimp hand technique.
As Vile did previously, I must also concede to the anonymous person in the previous post. We have become lazy Brownicans and I am the laziest. My total contribution to this fine literary Blog has been minimal at best. I vow to Huitzilopochtli that I will deliver the Brownicans message.
For now I leave you with this semi plagiarized contribution.
US Solders killed in Iraq……………..over 1100
WMD’s found in Iraq………………...0
Getting Bush out of office……………Priceless
All Hail VILE, the world class Pimp Slapper!
I also will return to Brownicans to give my insights, witty comments, and pictures of my twins...I have been a busy lil Brownican...
Viva Pimp Slapping!!
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